The most prestigious of awards - the Tryst Oscar.

The panel have voted, their votes have been discounted, here are the results:

Daniela The “Most Promising Newcomer” Award sponsored by Tough Tittie

Joanne The “Calculus is a Pure Bastard” Award sponsored by the Open University

Jennifer The “Best Barmaid in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by Harry Glass

Stuart The “Sleaziest Bastard in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by Madge’s Vadge

Ross The “Being off the Road is a Pure Bastard” Award sponsored by Buttons ‘r Us

Brian P The Joint “Biggest Poseur and Best Director in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by Anne Trios

Craig The “Most Stressed Fiancé in Grangemouth” Award sponsored by Felix Perolari

Alan The “Most Exasperated Bloke in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by Gelsemium 9X

Jim A The “Best Theatre Arse in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by Black Light

David The “Mr Reliable Golden Digit” Award sponsored by Sony Mini Disks

Jimmy The “Best Apprentice Stage Manager in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by GlenDronach

Peter The “Bob the Builder” Award sponsored for the tenth year running by Snap on Tools

Brian T The “Best Dressed Art Curator in Bowhouse” Award sponsored by The Huntingdon Gallery

Jim H The “Most Promising Apprentice Stagehand” Award sponsored by Gloves ‘r Us

Carol A The “Why Can’t These Bastards Stick to the Script” Award sponsored by Tenon

Carol C The “Most Shapely Raffle Assistant” Award sponsored by BenRiach

Kareen The “Apprentice Stage Manager’s Gorgeous Assistante” Award sponsored by Falkirk Soroptomists

Frank The “Lifetime Award for Services to Raffles” sponsored by the University of Abertay.