The panel has conferred, the votes
are in and now we can exclusively reveal the winners of the
Fawlty Oscars:
Brian Paterson – The "Best worst
hotelier in the world" award, sponsored by the Racing
Post.
Carol Clark – The “Let’s
use scaffolding to create this crazy hairdo” award,
sponsored by Rita Rusk.
Craig Murray – The "Most hopeless
waiter in the world" award, sponsored by Lawsons Shaushages.
Rhona Law– The "Best wig in Bowhouse"
award, sponsored by the Duke of Kent.
Jim Allan – The "Care in the
Community for deranged ex-servicemen" award, sponsored
Ladbrokes.
Brian Tripney – The "Greasiest
earpiece in Grangemouth" award sponsored by Squawking
Bird.
Ross Melville – The "Best wine
buff in Bowhouse" award sponsored by Aloxe Corton 65.
Richard Macintosh – The "Angriest
hotel guest in Grangemouth" award sponsored by Gordons
gin.
Lorna Herd – The Director’s
Award for Quiet Acting, sponsored by Beechams Flu remedy.
Frank Murray – The Lifetime Achievement
Award for services to raffling, sponsored by the Claremont
Hotel.
Chris Law – The "Best Photographer
in Bowhouse" award sponsored by Kodak.
Lillias Scougall – The "I’ll
sit here quietly in my silly hat and get slowly pissed with
my hip flask” award, sponsored by the Willow Tea Rooms.
Sandra Moar – The “I have a
secret passion for Mr Fawlty” award, sponsored by Madame
Arcati.
Myra Hamilton – The “Who talked
me into sitting here listening to this nonsense?” award
sponsored by Linlithgow Players.
Joanne Davidson – The "Ready
Steady Cook Best Lamb Casserole in Bowhouse" award, sponsored
by Nigella Lawson.
Peter Tripney – The “It’ll
do till the joiner comes” award, sponsored by Snap on
Tools.
Fred Lowe – The “This is the
biggest list of bloody props I’ve ever been handed”
award, sponsored by Custard Pie Entertainments.
Stuart Reid – The Director’s
Mr Versatile award, sponsored by Dixon of Dock Green.
Jimmy Cairns – The "Most Impressive
suit in Bowhouse" award sponsored by Slaters Menswear.
Kareen Cairns – The "Stuck up
snob" award sponsored by Piles of Pus R Us.
Carol Allan – The "Rafflemeister’s
Gorgeous Assistante" award sponsored by Frank T Murray.
Jim Herd – The “Oh Fuck I’ve
got the mute on” award sponsored by Pantfiller.
David Allan – The "Mr Dependable"
Award for Lighting, sponsored by Black Light.
Amanda Gourlay – The “I’ll
step in and save the show” award sponsored by Co-op
Funeral Services.
Alan Clark – The “Whose stupid
idea was it to do these plays?” award sponsored by BenRiach.
Jennifer Marjoribanks - The "Congratulations
on your baby boy" award sponsored by all at Tryst.
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